A GRUNT
The Human Brain, a mystery blob, so unique, so proud.
That my ass sticks to clouds.
I wish my Shit would plummet down.
So I could hear a happy plunking sound.
A floating flow blasts into a fountain of yellow colored piss.
Evacuation of body waste climbs high into a mountain, it’s sure not to miss.
Both bloodshot eyes glare [...]

You may have noticed the increasing amount of advertisements on television about the TV tax being imposed on local television stations. Though enormously present, they offer very little information on what is actually going on with the issue itself. Furthermore, the two commercials are sponsored by competing networks, but seem to promote the same rhetoric. [...]

The Master Plan

Though there are several differences between heroes and villains, I think one of the most compelling ones to be the presence of a master plan. The villain carefully pulls the strings while the hero franticly climbs them. It’s easy to have a hero zigzag his or her way through a series of orchestrated events, but the real challenge in writing is having a villain who can create that plan.